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Cupid is about to strike!! Watch out for that chubby cherub and his sticky arrows! Side effects of Valentine attacks include: increased hormones, decreased cash, chocolate sweats, possible one night stands, and a shopping spree fueled by art (lucky for you, I already created the list above to give you a head start).

Hopefully you suffer just a few of the side effects mentioned, otherwise you’ll be a total mess. I will definitely lock up my wallet for V Day and, I’ll stay at home and watch a few not-so-cheesy movies instead of hitting the mall. Or ebay. Or Amazon. Well, maybe just West Elm for a cute little…. AH!! Fuck, it’s starting! Run while you can!