Have you been thinking of a cruise vacation lately? You know, all of those sunny fake beaches, indoor pools, diesel smell, the works.  Well, I suggest you think again.

Take a look at this video of Poseidon unleashing his fury or, as I see it, playing around with this cruise ship because he probably got drunk and thought ” OH, YOU again? it’s the 3rd time you dump your latrine contents in my tub! ”  ….. now who’s crapping. Ok that was an awful joke.

The best part of this trip was that after the poor passengers were hurt {nothing says holiday vacation like broken bones, cuts and bruises} the cruise ship offered them 25% off on their next vacation as a “Sorry, my bad”. A new hip replacement and 25% off? SCORE!

Ps. watch the lady around the 45 second mark, she was so happy about the discount that she gave a kiss to that pole. Can you imagine? I guess that’s how it feels to be inside of a martini shaker.