Sometimes I like to play the equivalent of “dress up” but with rooms. If you want to play with me, here are the instructions:
1. Go to a site where you know you’ll find the best interior shots
2. Make yourself a drink
3. Sit down and start collecting images of amazing rooms, rooms that inspire you and make you feel a bit jealous
4. Make another drink
5. Make a list of objects in that room – doesn’t matter if you can afford them – actually, if you can’t afford them, even better. Go over the list and make an imaginary budget of how much money you need to afford that lifestyle.
6. Make anotha driinnk, wooooo!
7. Like, for real, who…ok. Just freaking look at those rooms. Aren’t they beautiful? Now, come back to reality and look around you, like WTF? Do you live at a salvation army? Pffft, gurl, yu gon need sum holmes on homos in yer home.
8. Gurl, just fucking pour yourself a doubllle on the rocks already, actually, take the whole bottle wit youuu. #YOLO
9. So tell me, who da fuck livz in these houses? HOW CAN ANYONE AFFORD THIS? DO THEY EVEN EAT OR SHIT? WHY IS EVERHTHING IMMACULATE? WHATEVRRR SCREW THEM AND THEIR BLUSH-HUED ALPACA RUGS!! SAY WHAT?? YOU DON’ KNOW ME!! *Sip more of your drink* *chug it all*
10. Then pass out….
Whenever you wake up the next day you’ll be back to normal and you’ll have left your rage in the past. Isn’t it fun?! It’s like cheap therapy. Best of all, the internet is a cornucopia of interior images so you can play room dress up whenever you want. I know, I should give workshops about this, a total breakthrough!
Happy weekend!
All Images: Elle Decoration
Caroline says
Wow, I wish I had a room like these!
xx
excuse my english
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Gabriel says
Oh your english is just fine! Pardon MY english, swearing and all ;)
Molly {Dreams in HD} says
LOL you could make a fortune on your therapy method!
Gabriel says
right?! and its so affordable!
Lesley | Artsy Forager says
OMG Holmes on homos.. LOLOL..brilliant.
Gabriel says
haha it totes should be a show!
Lucinda says
got a HUGE belly laugh out of #9. a big thanks to Megan Gilger for introducing me to you gorgeous site. an eye you have, indeed!
http://www.currenttempo.com
Gabriel says
Hey Lucinda! Welcome to my bloggy house! Come stay a while ;) PS. Megan is so awesome, isn’t she?
Malcolm says
Sounds like my typical Saturday night.
Gabriel says
haha! Glad to hear we are on the same boat
Jen G says
Brilliant! The home porn envy I’ve got down. But it was the alcohol that was missing! Now it’s so much more fun! Thank you, I feel better.
Gabriel says
haha! Glad to hear this room therapy is working! :)